Running will help you

November 15th, 2009 Posted in General

Being a runner might help you during a zombie apocalypse. You can try to run away.

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Unfortunately, being a runner won’t do you much good if the city is sliding into the ocean. We saw 2012 today in the theater. There’s no running from a tidal wave.

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In summary, zombies good for runners. Natural disasters not so good.

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  1. 2 Responses to “Running will help you”

  2. By Danielle in Iowa on Nov 16, 2009

    Moving from Iowa to Seattle really upped the chances of me biting it in a tidal wave.

    Bummer.

     

     

  3. By DREW on Nov 16, 2009

    Here in California we’ve gotten completely comfortable living amidst zombies. And yes, if we slide off into the ocean we’re all screwed, but I’ve come to accept that as well.

     

     

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